17 years old
Went to a mates house new years eve. His flat mate was there, one thing led to another we were sharing same arm chair...hand ended up in her pants...

Went to the pub...absolutley slaughtered by this time. Got off with her in the pub...she collapsed at the bar once talking to her friend.

Went home with her early, got off again on the sofa. Eventually she said "I'm going to bed". Not taking the hint I stayed downstairs...her flat mate comes home..

Wheres Amy? "In Bed" i reply.. "Why arent you there??" "I wasn't invited"

He does nothing more than stompt to the base of the stairs and bellow "Amy can xxxx come to bed?"

"Yup" the reply comes

Went upstairs, pitch black room..made embarassing small talk for a moment until she said the romantic words "Take em off"

Didnt need telling twice, she got a jonny chucked it to me. Had a bit of a getting up issue intially from all the alchohol but eventually did the business...not very memorable.

Her flat mate told me later "She said you were pretty good" Was pleased with result.

Happy new years eve indeed! Shame her room was like a bag ladies rubbish heap.
(Hoppkins, Thu 10 Mar 2005, 11:38, Reply)