My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Job interview vomit (slick)This currently resides in the 'how to puke and be slick at the same time' hall of fame. I had a morning job interview and had been drinking heavily the night before. While waiting in reception for my interviewer to greet me, the queasiness began to take hold. This was exacerbated by nerves. I did not have time to make it to the bog so I opened my suit jacket and was sick (uncopiously) into my inside pocket. The receptionist did not notice. I sat through the interview, and began to notice a seeping wet stain appear on my shirt. I forgot to have the suit dry cleaned and discovered the vomit again about 3 weeks later.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:21, Reply)
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