My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Teenage drunkeness gone awry16+free house( large b+b off season )+large drink cabinet= Vomit. Got extremley drunk early doors on martini and vodka. Off to local teen disco for coke bottle full of vodka. Stagger home round 3 with the intention of making "tea for everyone!" proceed to make 16 cups of tea whilst lads crack open bottle of brandy. Running out of glasses one of the lads gives me mug of Brandy which I then confuse with tea. Cue 15 cups of tea with Milk + 2 sugars and one brandy with same. Passed out the lads try and revive me by beating the snot out of me resulting in 2 broken ribs and a bout four pairs of jeans covered in the vomit equivilant of quick drying cement. Sorry for lenght but the day after felt a lot longer
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:36, Reply)
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