My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Never touch gold bacardi...One time as a student, we went out on the piss for someone's 21st. Started off with wine with our chinese, all very civilised. Then off to a 50p a drink night, all putting a fiver in to start with. This story comes from someone who gets mortalled on three drinks. We decide to go to a disco, Panama Jax for those who remember it, and are refused entry for being drunk. The only married couple of the group decide to invite everyone back to theirs as they have a bottle of Gold Bacardi from their recent holiday abroad. I was given a measure roughly of half a pint of bacardi to a dash of coke... all of a sudden I need to be sick but can't think where I am or where the toilet is.
I go towards where I think my toilet is at home, except I'm not home and in my disgust at not finding it think "fook this" and was violently sick all down myself and the hosts bonny rug.
I woke up in the morning, having been stripped washed and put into a clean t shirt lying next to a guy I never saw before in my life ( hosts brother )
So...ticket to hull for gold bacardi - it is the devil's urine.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:18, Reply)
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