My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Sidney YoungbloodI once managed to polish off a fairly large and rather lethal bowl of punch that we had concocted using anything that tasted too foul to drink on its own pretty much all by myself. My girlfriend and I decided to leave the party and get home, so we phoned a mate who got another friend to pick us up. We stopped near to my girlfriend's house to get into the local park and have a quick joint or two before going home, which on reflection was probably a bad idea.
I'm told that I ran most of the way back after that, singing Sidney Youngblood's "If Only I Could" at the top of my voice. On arriving back at my girlfriend's house (her parents were on holiday) it soon became apparent that I was going to be sick. I had to be helped up to the bathroom, where I spent quite a long time. Eventually, someone else needed to spend a penny. I'm not sure who it was, but someone would have been greeted by the sight of me sitting naked on the toilet, having just taken a huge, rather loose dump, the sink next to me full of vomit, and me completely dead to the world.
This all happened ten years ago and I'm still reminded of it fairly frequently. If you're reading this Jane, I'm so sorry that you had to clear it all up, but you could have at least phoned my boss in the morning before my shift was supposed to start and made an excuse for me.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 11:48, Reply)
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