My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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VomitOnce as a student (predictably) was out at a mates uni. Heavy night of dancing attemting and tottaly failing to pull a huge turkish girl. over did the pints and stopped for chips on the way home to crash on his floor. All was spinny but seemingly well unitl I woke during the night to find a wierd, lumpy halo had appeared around my head. Turning on the light reavealed I had projectile barfed in all directions leaving a negative turin shroud of vomit. Even worse my 5 year growth of perfectly maintained dreadlocks was caked, ruined and stinking. I showered sobbing before returning to begin the cleanup. Furthermore my mate was a DJ and his only six feet long halls room was stacked with rare and valuable music which I completely pebbledashed. To this day (8 years on) he claims to find dried partialy digested chips inside in most obscure 12inches. I no longer have dreadlocks, but do still have the friend.
2) I have also vomoted so severley that I knocked myslef out on the bowl and bit through my lip whilst unconcious.
3) As a Kid on a ship I once barfed deliberatly on my younger sisters back.
4) Not strictly my puke but even more shameful - Holding my week old nephew above my head making coo-coo noises when he barfed massivley right into my open mouth. Yes my sister was breatsfeeding at the time. Yes my sister............
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 13:25, Reply)
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