My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Ferry Teen Puke StoryFerry to France, school trip, 1984 or thereabouts. Our year was a bit crap and boring but the 2nd years above us were far too grown-up/scary for 12-13year olds in those days on the whole. Due to looking quite old (if not haggard) and the laissez-faire attitude of the ferry staff, many of them managed to procure many cans of cider.
Tracey Stockham* managed to drink about twelve of these, attempted to hurl herself over the side of the ferry, was restrained by her 'friends' then threw herself down behind the rows of airplane-style seats. Where she puked gallons of sourapple smelling gunk, and fell face first into it.
The point of this story is a nostagic flashback to the pure 80's tacky value of seeing someone in a pencil skirt and pointy winklepicker shoes with puke stuck in their 3 cans of hairspray crimped hair, carrot bits in their spikey blue mascara'ed eyelashes and smeared tastefully over the Athena postcard blusher. Crying.
*I would normally never name names, but the Grange Hill-esque quality of this one is too good to pass up.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 13:36, Reply)
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