My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Vomit + Snoring = Jimi HendrixAfter too much jolly juice went to bed feeling a bit tired. Promptly fell into deep sleep, oblivious to the increasing room rotation speed. When I'm deeply asleep I snore (quite loudly indeed). At one point I must have vomited and snored simultaneously. Immediately wake up with buring choking lung pain having inhaled my own vomit.
Rush to bathroom, leaving a nice trail to help find the way back to bed. Proceed to cough up and chuck up vomit and lung mix thinking so this is what it must have been like to have been gassed in WWI. Very close to joining rock n roll hall of vomit inhalation death fame.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 13:58, Reply)
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