My Worst Vomit
When I was about 15 or 16, my friend Jack and I started experimenting with that devil's drug marijuana. One particularly mashed day we went back to his house to continue our smoking activities. After several hours I was lying on Jack's bed completely unable to move. However, all was not well, so I managed to somehow rise up and slump down by the door.

"Are you alright?" said Jack
"Unh" I replied. This made Jack laugh. A lot.

I then managed to stagger tothe toilet so I could drive the porcelain bus, but as a knelt down, I saw that my good friend was standing in the doorway looking over me, so, as not to seem like a poor guest, I commentated on what was happening.

The first blast came. "Ugh, it's steak!" I exclaimed, having had it for dinner. Jack laughed and I felt a little worse for wear. However, there was more;
"Ugh" I exclaimed, as I saw sesame seeds. It then occurred to me that I was throwing up all of todays meals in order,"burger!" At this point 'the giggles' were fully upon Jack, and I felt shit, having just vomited all liquids up from my stomach. But there was one more;
"B-b-beans" I delivered with all the eloquence of a tramp as all my baked beans emerged, with the same consistency and taste as they had entered. Jack could now no longer breathe because of laughing.

There was also the time when I drank lots of vodka and sicked up the lining of my stomach, but that's the entirety of it really. All black it was.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 16:27, Reply)