Field trip vomit explosion......
A fair few year ago I went on a shitty University field trip to Millport in some terribly isolated, wild part of Scotland. There was fuck all to do there and the field trip was a right waste of time!
Anyway, this one night we were all bored and went down the local pub for a drink, a few pints later we spilled back to the youth hostel and sat in the front room area. Being a lairy gob shite I challenged my lecturer to a drinking competition and he responded by producing a bottle of vodka and two bottles of whisky!
The competition started.... he filled two tumblers to the brim with vodka and we started drinking with everyone watching! Since I can't handle my drink I have no idea what I was doing, and the night becomes a big black hole after we had finished the bottle of vodka! However, apparently we went on to drink through the a bottle of whisky and then another half. At this point I apparently had a nights drinking catch up with me and promptly lost all the use of my limbs and neck. Being concerned one of the lasses tipped my head back as I slipped into unconcsiousness! BIG MISTAKE! The ensuing fountain of vomit emitted from mouth and nose, all over a radius of 5 foot directly in front of me. I then fell forward onto the floor and crawling around on my hands an knees puking!
Apparently if observing this sort of situation requires people to laugh and produce cameras, and encourage me to do crap ali g impressions through the vom.
I remember none of this but have the photos as painfull evidence!
I am however, blessed with the ability to wake the next day with no hang over or anything and feel completely normal - this got me a standing ovation when I went down for breakfast, and the last laugh on the lecturer who threw up all over himself in bed and stayed there all day! HA! *SMUG*
(Manatee Fondler, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 15:10, Reply)