I went down with a bug at work
I was feeling a bit dicky for a couple of hours, then all of a sudden my stomach did a somersault and it's contents started it's upward journey.

I bolted for the bogs, hand clamped over my mouth, not sure if I'd make it.

Bursting into the first cubicle, vomit burning the back of my throat and the convulsions starting, I felt small relief that I'd made it.

Then all thoughts of chucking up left me. In front of me was something so shocking my body couldn't bring itself to throw up on it. It took a second for my brain to catch up with my subconscious reaction.

In the toilette bowl was the biggest turd in the history of human poop, a Brown Mamba that looped once round the toilette, then up one side with it's 'nose' gently touching the seat itself.

I managed to stagger to the next cubicle and did what I needed to, but even as the lumps lodged in the back of my throat I was thinking of nothing but that turd....what a creation.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:56, 2 replies)