Ahh the night my mum found me drunk
I went out with my girl to a friend's house and we got very drunk. I came home and my mother was probably almost pissing herself trying not to laugh at the fact that I was, in fact, completely tossed.

She confronted me about it in the downstairs living room and as I professed to not being drunk she kept insisting I was (which I was).

So after a while (I wish I knew how long it REALLY was) I said I was done talking and started heading upstairs towards my room and freedom.

Unfortunately my stomach did not want me to move. I got up, turned and put my hand to my mouth, and immediately barfed all over myself, my mom, the couch and the new carpet.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:45, Reply)