messy acid vomit
at my gf's rather posh flat in glasgow, her posh flatmates bounced in and handed us both a surprise tab of acid each. now i'd just finished a massive haggis supper and was having a few beers - once the acid kicked in i got really paranoid (as usual), and started compensating by drinking can after can of lager. it didnt sit well at all. its a bit cloudy, but i do remember walking into the pristine kitchen and boaking so hard and fast and in such volume that it went not just over the units, but through the gaps of the units and onto the plates, food and gadgets within.

cue screams, horror, disgust, etc, and me spending the next god know how long washing haggis boak off everything whilst tripping my tits off. i spent hours going through the cupboards, i saw was haggis boak everywhere.

next morning i discovered it really was everywhere - little individual grains of oats and meat and boak and beer and acid.
(big fat lazy man on a sofa is giving his piles a bloody good clawing, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:54, 1 reply)

haggis boak!
wins!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:34, closed)