Vomit Pt2It's been nearly six years since we last asked about your worst vomit, so:
Tell us tales of what went in, what came out and where it all went after that.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02)
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Lung butterOn duty over xmas, ER full, inhaling the fumes coming off most of the punters enough to take you over .05...
Bill is wheeled in to the packed waiting room.
Bill has a 'fruity' chest infection.
He also has a permanent tracheostomy, and poor co-ordination.
He's relatively quiet until a particularly brutal bout of coughing ejects a copious stream of lung butter - more than enough to make an elephant slip - from his tracheostomy, all over half the waiting room.
Cue synchronised spontaneous vomiting - a veritable Tsunami of chunder.
The spectacle was only improved by the unaffected punters setting up an impromptu vom-slide...
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:19, 1 reply)
Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Click. If I had to read that, everyone else should too!
(, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:17, closed)
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