One of the many dumb things I have done
was as young Air Force appentice when I thought for some reason that it would be a good idea to fill a two litre bottle with a 750ml of shit vodka and 1.25l of coke. I managed to consume approximately three quarters of this mix before the first half of "Jaws" was over along with 4 packets of BBQ chips (crisps for you lot). I do remember vomiting while leaning against a tree and a building. I went to bed, I cannot recall how many times I threw up in my bed, each time pushing the "dirty" bit away and pulling in a "clean" bit, imagining that I would be no longer laying in bbq chip and vodka spew. I the morning I found that most of myself and the bedsheets were covered in half dry brown flaky stuff. Feeling rather ill, as I had done all of the night, I made my way to the communal type showers of the day, and spent most of the rest of the day, curled up in the shower, miserable as fuck while my guts turned themselves inside out from dry retching. I have not touched vodka again to this day, that would have to be about 26 years ago.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 5:21, Reply)