Dam unpleasant
Once as a small child I threw up in my bed after eating rather too much at dinner. I quickly stuck my arm out to stop the pool of vomit from cascading off the edge of the mattress onto the floor, and then considered my dilemma.

If I moved my arm, the puke would escape and splatter all over the carpet. That ruled out getting up to tell my parents. However, they were watching TV in another room with the door shut. I tried yelling, but nobody heard me. I ended up lying in bed for the next hour or so with my arm restraining a pool of cooling vomit until my parents finally finished watching their show and came into range of my plaintive cries.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 8:18, 1 reply)

You shall now be known as "Puke Dam, the Magnificent"
:)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 9:04, closed)