"IT GLOWS!!"
One night i was sat in the pub with my friends having a few drinks. I'd just finished work and wasn't in the mood or dressed for a club and my friend J had been recently dumped and decided drowning his sorrows was more fun. So the two of us stayed behind and the others went on to the club leaving behind a few of the glow sticks they'd brought along.

Not long after they'd gone, J started to cheer up and the drink began to kick in. Of course when this happens conversation goes to the usual bollocks that only makes sense when you're tipsy. It's then that J and I became aware of the left behind glow sticks. J began to question whether or not you would glow in the dark if you rubbed it on your skin. We broke one open and put it on our hands. Of course we'd neglected the fact that it wasn't dark so it didn't quite work.

Then the conversation turned more towards eating it. Could you swallow the contents of a glow stick and would your shit glow when it came out?
Of course in our drunken state we ignored the fact that the stuff is toxic and had removed the nail varnish from my fingers so J necked it.

I'd say it was about 5 minutes before J began to retch. He jumped up and ran to the gents. I waited a few minutes and he didn't emerge. Waited a bit longer and he still didn't come out of the mens. I was about to ask soemone to go in and check if J was ok (for i am a lady) when he emerged from the toilets. He looked a little shaken as he made his way over but he had a huge grin on his face.

"IT GLOWS!!"

So there you go kiddies. If the toxic stuff in glow sticks doesn't kill you then your vomit will glow.
(stitched, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:31, Reply)