First New Year's Away From Home
I was a mere 16 year old, soon to be 17 when I accepted my first invitation to a New Year's shindig that wasn't held at my mum and dad's house.

I got some new threads for the occasion and headed over to a friend of a friend's gaff anticipating an exciting evening. As soon as I got there someone handed me a vodka martini, feeling rather nervous I downed it almost instantly and was served with another. Following several more it turned out someone was adding aftershock to my cocktail however being both naive and semi bladdered I continued to down my beverage with great enthusiasm.

After pissing all over his bathroom floor and apparently trying desperately to chat up some girl who I have no recollection of even being introduced to I suddenly turned green with over consumption.

Being in the living room I tried working my way through the crowd to get myself to the toilet it took only a couple of unplanned turns for the vomit to come up prematurely and I emptied my delicate stomach right into his christmas tree. I believe a photo still exists of a drunken me wrapped in tinsel following a good clearing out.

I passed out at 10:30 and completely missed the bells and got a lift home at about 1am.

Luckily each new year after that has been slightly more successful.
(baldylocks, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 18:11, Reply)