two for the price on one
First - party, lotsa alcohol, someone produces a fly agaric (one of the the pretty red toadstools with the white bits on, you know, the poisonous ones...) and declares that they are halucogenic if taken in small quantity. Half a toadstool and about an hour later I am hit by the chunder bus. Jeez, I thought I's ruptured by gut as what fountained into the porcelain god phone was hideously red. When the heaving subsided I realised it must have been the fly agaric dissolving in a vodka lake.

Second - beer festival, sat opposite a dude in specs. Said dude had obviously been a little two festive and went very quiet. Then he clapped his hand over his mouth & beery puke dribbled out. But best of all he obviously had a fair head of pressure as the next heave produced a beery puke fountain up the inside of his glasses.

Happy days :)

No apology for length - I can fire a puke-cannon as far as anybody.
(Mister_E_Meat was caught sniffing bike saddles at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:44, 1 reply)

Fly agaric
Can fuck you up, deer hunter style.

Even a little can be stronger than a lot. There's no way of telling. It's the human cannonball of drugs.

You were lucky
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:17, closed)