Events Occur in Squeal Time
Throughout my life, I have seen the odd nudey magazine at a young age, and even oggled the odd Page 3 model whilst going through puberty. But my first experience of actual hardcore porn happened at aged 14.

It was 2002. I had recently become obsessed with a brand new drama called 24. I absolutely loved the tense drama and the whole twists and turns the plot took. I was hooked. I talked about it with my friends, even waited with baited breath for the DVDs.

However..

There was this one time I went to a house party. Typical teenage house party with sex, drugs and loud music. Eventually, I stumbled home and decided I wasn't tired. I decided I'd check out to see what was on the TV. Flipping through the channels, I caught what I thought was a '24' catch-up on BBC2. Xander Berkely (who plays George Mason on the show) was on the couch with some woman, chatting. "Brilliant" I thought, "I'll just watch a load of tense American drama before I go off to bed!".

Xander Berkely carried on chatting to this girl. I started to get uneasy, for I didn't remember this ever happening in the television show that I knew and loved. Suddenly, Xander dived underneath the girls skirt, took off her panties and started giving her a spout of cunnilingus.

What. The. Fucking. Fuck.

Suddenly, my Dad walks in to a scene with me, slack-jawed, watching a porno on Channel 5.

Good old Channel 5. Once I found out they did porn, there was no other channel I loved more.
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