Deathmatch Voyeurism
Used to be a member of Clan Nasgul on the game "Star Trek Elite Forces". If you're unfamiliar with this it was a Quake 3 powered Star Trek deathmatch clone, and a good one at that. We were pretty good too, most of us within the top 100 players in the world on it, so hey ho :)

One of the main players of the clan was happily gunning down everyone on a "Capture The Flag" match, when he suddenly stopped running. We just thought it was lag, but then he started again and typed in on the public channel "Ummmmmm.....lol"

A few of us were wondering what was going on, but carried on blasting away when his messages start popping up.

"Not gooooing ttto be pllaaayyyyinggg goold at the mo, damn wife!"

Then we got "This is akward....arrgh llllool"

It then ended with "Soz guys, I gotta go, the wife's sucking my cock a bit too well at the mo" then he signed off.

Apparently she'd been at his cock for a good 10 minutes before he'd been stopping and starting. He was top of the frag board too until that point :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 19:31, Reply)