Sunday lunchtime pub incident...
Having a nice Sunday pub-lunch when one of our friends says he's just "popping home" with the girlfriend to "fetch something".

HaHa! Say we and leave them to have a 5-minute head start before walking round the corner to look through their living room window.

It sounded like a good laugh. It sounded like it would be funny. In fact, three slightly tipsy blokes had to watch a best mate shagging the arse off his girlfriend.

I have never been so embarrassed. Ten minutes later, I exceeded that level of embarrassment when they both returned to the pub and tried to carry on the conversation like nothing happened - I never looked that girl in the eye again.
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 20:26, Reply)