Guilty peepage
At the beach last year with wife and kids: a nice sunny day, the place was quite crowded. Not far from us was an older lady with her (grand?)daughter, a blond girl in her late teens/early twenties who was clearly somewhat...what's the PC term these days?...special.

Anyway, she'd been off for a dip and came back to dry off and change out of her swimming gear. Her (grand?)mother instructed her in how to wrap a towel around herself to cover her modesty as she got underessed, but she made a bit of a pig's ear of it and thus was I presented with an unobstructed full-frontal display.

Now (believe me) she was clearly of age, I hadn't gone out of my way to see anything (just happened to be looking in that direction as she moved the towel aside) and under other circumstances I'd have just chalked it up as a bit of a free show. But to be honest afterwards I just felt like a dirty old perv and wished that whoever the old lady was, she'd taken a bit more care to teach her charge how to keep herself covered up.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 9:45, Reply)