supress the memory... supress the memory !!
Many many years ago, I was at Watford College, spending my student loan getting shitfaced every night, and living on a diet of Tesco's 24 bags of assorted crisps.

Life was good.

One night I decided to down a bottle of the quality "students choice" Mad Dog 20/20, and then hit the town, and then drink everything and anything that my bleary eyes could focus on. After drinking a good selection of around 20 different drinks, I decided that I hadn't had enough and stumbled into the local nightclub.

By that time, I decided I was ready to unleash my dancing powers upon the world and went to the packed dancefloor.... I stood there like a chinese man staring at the sun.. not moving for fear of throwing up.

Then it happened.. *holds his face in his hands*.. The biggest fattest ugliest black momma..locked on to an easy target, moved in and started sucking my face off. Even as blind drunk as I was.. I knew, she was probably the ugliest girl in town.. but hey, I didn't really care at that time..

She was a classy girl.

She dragged me into a corner, pulled her knickers to one side and got me to finger her there and then.

I can't say my technique was on par, but she was gushing all over the place..and I must have been fingering her for a good couple of minutes... until, I got a tap on the shoulder, and a bouncer said to me " Can you calm it down please".

They must have been pissing themselves. The bastards.. All I needed was someone, anyone to say...mate...you're making a big mistake !

I turned around to see the packed dancefloor staring at me..

A week or so later I visited the nightclub sober..and yes..evryone looked at me like the local manwhore.

Not very nice.. so I got shitfaced again.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 12 Oct 2007, 9:46, Reply)