Dirty Doggers and Hockey Masks
In my younger days I knew all the dogging spots in my area. No, not for that reason, it just so happens that the ideal spots for having a few spliffs in my car were also good dogging spots.

Anyway, it used to amuse me and my mates to no end watching these clowns wait round for action, dirty old men stood outside their cars smoking and waiting for a good perv. So, us being high teenage males do the natural thing, take the piss.

One night I just so happened to have 4 hockey masks in my car (don't ask) so we proceeded to park up in the darkest spot of this one particular area. There were about 4 or 5 cars dotted around and concluded these were good targets and we could take them if things got ugly. We donned the mask and then, as I was informed by my friend, flashed the interior lights (this apparently is how you attract a dogger). Then we all begin to rock the car whilst ducking down out of site. The cars pull closer, which is kindda freaky, but to make it worse there was a little gimp geek on a scooter who was obviously the messenger boy. He shot round to the main car park to alert the others that there was some action to watch.

Cue about another 6 cars and 3 motorbikes and all of us rapidly becoming very uncomfortable.
One mate bricked it, he just wanted to get out of there, me an the other two lads were unsure as to what action to be taken.
Imagine a wounded zebra on the plains of Africa with lions and hyenas gathering round, getting closer. That’s how we felt.

Then it gets funny, my mate instructs us to wind all the windows down and he flicks on the light. "Fu#k it, lets go for it". We all stick our bodies out the window, masked up and tooled up and start shouting all kinds of obscenities and threats. Man, you should have seen their faces hahahaha fcukin class, especially when my mate shouted

"DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOUR HERE YOU DIRTY DOGGING BASTARD"

That'll teach them to dog in my spliff spot.
(tedalaki - Like Purple Aki but better, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 9:50, Reply)