oh yeah
i forgot all about this one, circa 94

i've just turned 17, and I'm staying with my uncle in Germany with his hot German missus. She has an even hotter, younger sister. We're all at the wedding of their Dad, a lovely fella who likes the odd beer (Germans can be cool you know).

One of the hot sister's hobbies is belly dancing. For some reason, part of the wedding afters included a show by her and her equally hot mates who all have the same belly and ass shaking interests...

So the night wore on and I've pretty much destroyed 1 of the 3 kegs on hand. The belly dancing is about to begin. Outside having a smoke with my uncle he gestures up and in a 2nd story window can be seen what can only be described as a full harem of stupidly fit women all disrobing and getting changed for the belly dancing show.

Subtlety is not one of my talents. When I was 17 and hammered I was about as blunt as a rusty brick.

So in front of all the wedding guests I start gesticulating wildly hollering something that probably sounded like 'uuuurrrgh titsssss holy shiiiiit, look, holy, fugggin hell, jaysus, nakedness' and so forth. Made a complete tit of myself in front of most of the wedding guests who had come out to see what the ruckus was about.

The best bit was when this granny came over to me and said, in a beautifully clipped Bavarian accent, 'You know young man, ve normally have to pay for peep shows in Germany.'

She was right too.
(shanvishnu, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 12:11, Reply)