VoyeurismEnzyme asks "Have you ever accidentally seen something intimate and private and... well... ended up watching? Or found that others had been watching you?"
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chthonic, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 18:14)
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"Wanking myself frigid"I was having a wank. I was a student, and, well, you know how it is.
Anyway, there I was, tongue poking out the side of my mouth, strumming away at a rateof knots, nearing the moment of no return when in walk 3 mates.
They make embarrassed noises and I, aware that this could be an incident I'm reminded of a lot if I show fear or embarrassment, swallow my pain, give a cheery wave and say "Alright boys, just wanking myself frigid. Give me 5 will you?"
They went, I swore, and the day progressed.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 12 Oct 2007, 12:33,
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