New York City
I used to live in NY (as many of you know) and I had an amazing flat on the Upper East Side. Without a doubt, one of the finer neighborhoods in that city.

So I come home from a night out on the piss with a bunch of my buddies and I stumble into the flat and decided that, since it was such a great night, I figured I would go sit on the front window ledge and enjoy the view of all the people returning from their evenings out…

Across the street, and one flight down from my flat I casually caught the image of a woman walking past her window. She was nude. I was thankful. However, she was not the lovely brunette I had seen once before...this young lady had reddish hair and milky skin…all very nice.

So I tell a couple of buddies and the next time we all go out, they decide to pop by my place to have a gander at the neighbor across the street.

Five minutes after I unlocked my front door, my buddies had gone through every closet in the house and returned with two pairs of binoculars and one SLR camera with a menacing looking zoom lens.

So I have three windows across the front of my flat...every window had two blokes staring across the street as BOTH the tenants of that lovely apartment show up and are BOTH buck-naked. There was the once familiar brunette AND the auburn haired lass.

And either they knew we were all there staring or they were lesbians.

It NEVER happened again unless there was a group of us. If it was just me, no joy. If there was four or more of us and they were home, they would suddenly have an insatiable desire to kiss and touch each other in the one bedroom with open curtains.

When I moved out of that flat, I wept softly.

This story is 100% TRUE! Those were the days!

Citadel
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 17:49, Reply)