Back in the days of old...when I was a yoof
During my GCSEs many years ago, I remember missing my alarm and figuring 'ahh, shit, I'm late for my exam. Well, I might as well have an early-morning bout of onanism, as frequently one does around those formative years.

I was probably about a minute into it, when I'm startled by a shoud of 'stop fucking wanking and get to college' by my dear father. Fuck.

So I got dressed faster than ever thought possible, and was out the door in seconds.

Got to the exam late and never did get to finish that early-morning frottage. Arse. Failed the fucker, too. Mind, it was general studies...

Ever since, I've locked every door in the house and considered hiding in a box before commencing.

Issues, you say? Perhaps...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 19:58, 1 reply)

Issues?
oooh, you mean tissues!
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 2:17, closed)