sticky fingers
Mate and I in a club, he pulled a girl and we all went back to her flat. I kept her mate company while they got it on. One thing led to another and I was 3 fingers in knuckles deep when the door opened and in walked the boyfriend she'd neglected tomention until the door handle turned. Quick smart I pulled my hand out and proffered it to him, 'nice to meet you, just having a quick coffee while I wait, hark at them two in there etc'. I'm sure there was a just about audible squelch as our handshake ended.

Length? When I saw her again the next night before the beer goggles activated, it wasn't a lot I can tell you. Lucky escape number 1. Lucky escape number 2 came via the pizza shop fire exit when she stalked me all night. Cheers for that Dave.
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