Scat voyeurism
I had just moved into a shared flat with a bloke I vaguely knew through my mates brother. Nice enough guy, the only thing was he kept dropping logs so incredibly huge that they couldn’t be flushed. These things were easily 12 inches long with a girth that would make a whore blush.

Anyways, I was down the pub with my mates telling them how unbelievably huge these turds were and happened to mention that there was one in our toilet as we speak.

Once last orders had come and gone we set off for home. A few mates that lived near me decided to come back to mine for a spliff and mentioned that they were quite intrigued by the sheer size of these monsters and so wanted to have a look.

Cue my flatmate coming home to see me and four of my mates sharing a spliff around the toilet whilst discussing his dump.

That’s some pretty shit voyeurism.
(Creamy Discharge Freeze Motherstickers, this is a fuck up, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:03, Reply)