true story (but didn't happen to me)
my friend used to work in the sexual health field, where naturally there's a fair mix of hetero- and homosexual types and a somewhat frank attitude to such things. Anyway the boss of this section was the only one who never talked about their sex life, and no one could imagine what they'd be into - they didn't seem to have any interest in women, nor did the gaydar register.

Anyway, one day the boss left their computer without locking the screen, and so naturally they'd decide to have a look at what internet sites he'd been on. Years later I remember the exact words my friend told me:

"at last - a bitch who'll fuck you up the arse and then make you lick the shit off her cock."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 10:24, 1 reply)

nice
I have my new Facebook status message now. Thanks!
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 11:07, closed)