My friend Martin was training to be a church minister
and sharing a flat above the church with a couple of others of the same persuasion. One morning a bloke called Paul is taking a long, long time in the shower, so Martin, waiting outside wrapped in a towel, lobs some cold water over the cubicle door. Paul goes mental and starts chasing Martin around to flick him with a towel (of course at some point Marty loses his towel).

At some point, Martin hides behind the curtains in the front room. Then he realises something and looks round. O adouble decker bus was just outside, and lots of people were looking on, rather shocked at the appearance of a mans bum in the upstairs windows of a well known church.

Length? I dont think they saw that bit...
(teasus likes tea, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 8:44, Reply)