Amorous Neighbours
Before buying our own house, my wife and I lived in a block of units that consisted of two buildings either side of a shared driveway. One night in the wee small hours, we were awoken by some loud suspicious noises coming from the unit opposite. Our unit was slightly more elevated than the other, so when we looked out of our window we had a perfect view of the bizarre scene that was about to be played out in front of us. Our large, hairy, neighbour was entertaining a tall, lanky gentleman who apparently had the taste for a bit of S&M. It basicaly went along these lines: A bit of light slapping across the chest and backside; a bit of harder slapping with a horse whip; a bit of fellatio; break for a hit from the bong beside the bed; more fellatio; more whipping; eject the inquisitive cat from the bedroom; more fellatio; toilet break...and this is where it gets interesting, while our neighbour was still off in the bathroom her guest calls out to her at the top of his lungs "Can you hurry up, I need to cum...I've got to work in the morning!" Cue every light in the unit block flicking on at once. Oblivious to the sudden increase in audience numbers, our neighbour promptly returned to the bedroom yelling "Righto, Righto...hold your horses!", before crawling up onto all fours and inviting the bloke for a trip along the hershey highway. After a brief fit of thrusting and grunting his demands had been fulfilled, and the show was over...or so we thought. The next morning my wife and I were still giggling about the nocturnal show as we were making our breakfast, but my wifes giggles quickly turned into a scream as she looked out the kitchen window while filling the kettle. Standing on the balcony opposite, in the now harsh light of day, was the male protagonist of the nocturnal drama, drinking his morning coffee, stark bollocks naked. It wasn't the last show we got off our neighbour but it was definitely the most memorable.
(Alonso14, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 0:15, Reply)