Distance peeing
I sell mattresses. My 11 hour work day consists of 1 hour selling mattresses and 10 hours of killing time. (How I found b3ta)

So I drink. A lot.

After consuming 2 bottles of wine one night I was feeling quite jovial. I felt the urge and it was 1/2 hour before closing so I headed into the mens room to piss. I had my dick out before I was even close to the toilet. Being as drunk and as bored as I started pissing about 8 meters away from the toilet with the door wide open.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh...." I declared with my head back and my eyes closed.

When I opened my eyes about a minute later I noticed a family of 5 trying beds just a few feet (meters) away from where I was urinating with my dick in my hand.

They bought a Simmons Beautyrest.

Screw length, I was going for distance.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 10:27, Reply)