A really unpleasant sexual encounter...
..when I was 18 and very impressionable, I was press-ganged into having it away with a married woman called Antonia.

She was very buxom and husky voiced... real wank fantasy stuff, and wore g-strings, which as a hormonally challenged teen I found very appealing.

We got down to it in her boudoir, pretty mundane stuff, missionary position, I pounded away, getting increasingly more vociferous and sweaty until I let forth a startling payload of semen into her slack crimson flue.

I was bought out of my post-coital reverie by the sound of a polite round of applause. On looking up I saw her children, husband, parents, in-laws and various friends and well wishers, who had all stolen into the room during my amorous maschinations and were holding up placards by way of grading my performance.

I had scored an average of 2, but according to the mother in law, I could've improved on this by stimulating the clitoris and teasing the nippled between my teeth by way of tittilation (if you pardon the pun).

Damned voyeurs
(Vic Flange, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:46, Reply)