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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Public Nudity
I'm wandering around in the arches under Kings Cross station, where various rooms are playing all flavours of banging dance music, while other caverns have chill out, film shows, circus skills and so on. A veritable underground Glastonbury.

I turn a corner, and I am presented with a sight that stays with me: a large hot-tub full of naked rave chicks. And probably some men, too, I don't remember them if there was.

Well, can't really stand there and spectate, so off comes the kit and in I go. Spent a very pleasant time chatting to gorgeous naked women, including one who arched her back out of the frothy water to ask me my opinion of a tattoo she'd had done just above her pubes.

All assisted by bucketloads of MAHOOSIVE DRUGS, naturally. A very happy memory, and one I conjour up frequently...
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:09, 8 replies)
I estimate
a probability of 0.01 that there wasn't an impressive amount of semen in that tub.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:15, closed)
to think I've lived maybe a 20 minute walk from Kings X for 12 years
and the only "interesting" moment was when a smacky looking woman asked me if I was "looking for business" and I replied "No, I'm looking for a bus."
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:29, closed)
Yeah, that'll be because you're talking about the REAL Kings X.
Not the IMAGINARY one that only exists in his head.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:31, closed)
This does sound like London Bridge rather than Kings Cross

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:49, closed)
Ah! You're right, memory fail there. It was London Bridge.

Funny how I so clearly remember the writhing mass of slippery tits & froth-encrusted muffs, but forgot the name of the station, innit?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:35, closed)
This seems rather more likely
I walked home past King's Cross each night for several years. I was once asked "Do you want some fish to go with your chips" but the paucity of hot-tubs was quite remarkable.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:50, closed)
and in reality you were touched up by an old man in the toilet?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:07, closed)
I'm guessing that's a resounding YES.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:31, closed)

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