The Wank Bank
What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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This is going to have to be a post which I don't answer with my main account
as I have been lax and let 'real world' people including family know what my main account ID is. I suspect I am not the only one so I predict this will be a low uptake QOTW.
But anyhew.
BBC2 dramas. C4 dramas. Usually Dennis Potter.
When still young but allowed to watch BBC2+C4 plays because they were drama and so almost like going to see a play at the theatre to my parents' reckoning, a young me got to see some sights.
The Singing Detective, something that I recall as being called 'Beyond The Limit Of Navigation', the Buddha Of Surburbia, Lipstick On Your Collar, The Bluebells. There was certainly a lot of story between the nudes and they weren't always tasteful, i.e. nude dead woman dragged out of the Thames in Singing Detective not so wankworthy. I believe "I, Clavdivs" was also a source of filth although I never caught it myself.
That would be enough to be going on with.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:54, 11 replies)
as I have been lax and let 'real world' people including family know what my main account ID is. I suspect I am not the only one so I predict this will be a low uptake QOTW.
But anyhew.
BBC2 dramas. C4 dramas. Usually Dennis Potter.
When still young but allowed to watch BBC2+C4 plays because they were drama and so almost like going to see a play at the theatre to my parents' reckoning, a young me got to see some sights.
The Singing Detective, something that I recall as being called 'Beyond The Limit Of Navigation', the Buddha Of Surburbia, Lipstick On Your Collar, The Bluebells. There was certainly a lot of story between the nudes and they weren't always tasteful, i.e. nude dead woman dragged out of the Thames in Singing Detective not so wankworthy. I believe "I, Clavdivs" was also a source of filth although I never caught it myself.
That would be enough to be going on with.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:54, 11 replies)
the bit where I admit, online, to wanking
which my kids, nephews and nieces don't need to know....
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:42, closed)
which my kids, nephews and nieces don't need to know....
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:42, closed)
Your family is seriously fucked up if they don't know that you masturbate.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58, closed)
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58, closed)
Oh right. Sorry.
I have a personality so I don't need to memorise old sitcoms to make conversation.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47, closed)
I have a personality so I don't need to memorise old sitcoms to make conversation.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47, closed)
"memorise" like, sit down and revise?
No, I have a perfectly functional mk.1 recall unit. And yes, you do have a personality. It's not to everyone's tastes but....
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:40, closed)
No, I have a perfectly functional mk.1 recall unit. And yes, you do have a personality. It's not to everyone's tastes but....
( , Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:40, closed)
You appreciate that this reflects well on me and extremely poorly on you, don't you?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:53, closed)
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