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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Which bit of this is unsuitable for family and friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:17, 1 reply)
the bit where I admit, online, to wanking
which my kids, nephews and nieces don't need to know....
(the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:42, closed)
Your family is seriously fucked up if they don't know that you masturbate.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58, closed)
it's not a subject for the dinner table.
Or indeed, ANY table.
(the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:23, closed)
You realise this isn't the dinner table, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:33, closed)
you realise that was a quote
from Blackadder 2?
(the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:43, closed)
Oh right. Sorry.
I have a personality so I don't need to memorise old sitcoms to make conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47, closed)
"memorise" like, sit down and revise?
No, I have a perfectly functional mk.1 recall unit. And yes, you do have a personality. It's not to everyone's tastes but....
(the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:40, closed)
You appreciate that this reflects well on me and extremely poorly on you, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:53, closed)
Hmm, sounds like my ex.
You're not me ex, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:29, closed)
Shambles is everyone's ex.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 3:44, closed)

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