We used to get a couple of proper scrubbers round to babysit.
The missus made me drive them home but I drove up to the edge of the moors instead and fucked them both over the back seat of the car. Became a regular thing. I even shagged one of them in the school toilets when she was supposed to be doing P.E.

All got a bit messy later but worth it just for the gang bang.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:40, 19 replies)

Alright Bob.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:43, closed)

SPOILER ALERT

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:44, closed)

You mean your name isn't really Dr. Bob Shambolic?
I'm terribly sorry.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47, closed)

Full name is Dr Dobalina Dr Bob Dobalina Shambolic.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:49, closed)

China clapper calling alimeter
or something
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:05, closed)

* against a wall*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:13, closed)

Dad?

( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:41, closed)

I read this as 'we used to babysit someone else's two young girls over at our place'.
Which made the rest of it even worse.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:45, closed)

'kin 'ell ar lad
that reet took me back, and made me ask the question: "what the fuck happened to Black Lace?".
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:09, closed)

Cancer.
If there's any justice.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:14, closed)

Fancy
a jump?
( moogy boobles, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:57, closed)

"I thought I were great!"
hahahahahahahahahahaha
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:21, closed)

My fave line too.
That's it really.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 1:33, closed)

needs more Star Wars

(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:47, closed)

Shool toilets?
Did you have the uncut version?
(McChinaman banned, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:11, closed)

We're having a Gang Bang!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, closed)

This
Is actually a much better film than it sounds.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, closed)

I thought it were a frozzzzen sozzage!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:01, closed)

You took yer fuckin' time
Didn't yer.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 22:54, closed)