so, to sum up:
you felt up a girl, stuck your winky in her dried-out fanny and masturbate regularly at the very thought of this erotic adventure.

how lovely.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:25, 2 replies)

Does anyone come to b3ta specifically for the loveliness of it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, closed)

i do!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:42, closed)

Me too.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:43, closed)

i did
then Janet turned up
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:47, closed)

What the fuck? Janet's LOVELY.
Are you some sort of girlyman or something?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:49, closed)

If you're going to white knight,
at least do it for someone that looks like a woman.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:57, closed)

been hit with the whiny stick again, have you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)

Awww, did she turn you down again?
Bless.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, closed)

I am waiting for your many stories of working in the red light districts janet.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44, closed)

i can never tell those stories.
never.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:01, closed)