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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Who are you?

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:35, 1 reply)
Ah A serial nonce.
b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88784
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:51, closed)
So yeah, probably a good idea to keep an eye on your underage daughters folks.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:13, closed)
In case he makes up lies about them too?

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:20, closed)

Then you could show off your big brain by belittling him. That would be funny wouldnt it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 23:48, closed)
It would certainly be funnier than creating a brand new trolling account just because you fancy me.
Nobody's done that before.

Oh wait. No. That's happened lots and lots of times before.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 8:23, closed)
Dr Shambollocks was a good one.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:29, closed)
I think "gay cunt" was my all-time favourite.
Mainly because that one made himself physically ill with fury.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 13:41, closed)
:-) Any links to that one? I must have missed it.
I would type "gay cunt" into search but it would take hours to look through the results.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:27, closed)
It was somebody called "Dan The Man" but it must be about five years ago.
If you do a search of /talk it's practically a meme. At one point - before the "gay cunt" comment I think - he actually posted that he'd been so angry with the internet that he'd puked.

We just don't troll like that any more.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:41, closed)
Good old Dan the big Man.
He could be a laugh a minute, even if that wasn't his intention.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:42, closed)
Delightful.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:14, closed)
Unfortunately you can't edit a QOTW answer once the question's been closed...
and for the record, the posting referred to above, I'd been under the impression at the time that it was a week *after* aforementioned friend's sister's 16th birthday. Whereas in reality it was a week before.

Still, as memory serves I think we were in another European country at the time where the AOC is 15 rather than 16. So no laws broken.

And for the record: Shagging a "not-quite-16-year-old-but-will-be-this-time-next-week" when you're 22 doesn't make you a nonce. Doing it when you're 32 - yeah, different story. Kinda wrong. Wouldn't say "nonce" though.

Interfering with girls of primary school age (or younger) - now that makes you a nonce. (For example.)

Let's get some perspective here rather than a slanging match based on old postings?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 0:12, closed)
^ uncomfortable about being a paedo ^

(, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 1:05, closed)
Ah, the Lazytown defence.
Tell it to the judge, Glitter.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 16:46, closed)
^*applauds*^
I fully intend to steal this comment and claim it as my own the next time occasion calls for it. Thanks.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:34, closed)
Is that your common or garden legal nonce or
your lesser busted ethical nonce?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:36, closed)

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