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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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The fire reflected in mmps moistened eyes as the World Atomic and Nuclear Knowledge Bank burned.
He wasn't looking at that though, he was focussed entirely on his injured shedformer buddy. Shedulus heaved in huge breaths as a flymo tumbled out of the gaping wound in his chest.
"You can't die! You just can't!" young mmps wailed to his injured friend and lover.
"I'm sorry," Shedulus struggled to say, "looks like... you neeed to... continue this fight... without me."
"NO!" mmps cried out and rested his head on the massive wooden chest. "No," he whispered. "I love you, you can't die."
An odd light passed across Shedulus eyes and he lifted his hand slowly to the young man's face. "I know...."
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 7:43, 5 replies)
I'm welling up.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:21, closed)
Thar she blows!

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:57, closed)
Can you post me your pants then? Thx.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:25, closed)
Royal Mail won't carry biological weapons.
Sad times.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:52, closed)
Beautiful.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 20:55, closed)

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