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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Got out of the shower
Saw myself in the mirror.

Went back into the shower.

God I'm beautiful.
(thePontificator, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:27, 7 replies)
You accidentally caught a glimpse and had to scrub yourself clean?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:40, closed)
Just his eyes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:42, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 23:10, closed)
Nothing more erotic
Than jizzing into a pile of your own digust-induced, Radox-dappled vomit.

It looks like an exploded dinosaur eye.
(thePontificator, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55, closed)
You can't wash away fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 19:31, closed)
Kenneth Williams used to do this
It's in his Diaries. Saw himself as such a pale young beauty, then nipped off to have "the barclays". Weird. Poor bastard.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 6:08, closed)

beautiful incapable of washing myself properly the first time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:11, closed)

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