Why do they always send the poor, to fight the rich man's war?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:18, 19 replies)

Why do birds suddenly appear

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:19, closed)

every time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:19, closed)

you are near

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:19, closed)

it's too high.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:16, closed)

you get the general idea.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:16, closed)

soz :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:19, closed)

trufact:
my ex-neighbours were having people over for Sunday lunch. husband was dispatched to the garage for backup crockery. as he emerged, the lady of the house bellowed 'have you got the big plate, Alan?'.

hilarity ensued. meh. WHATEVER.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:28, closed)

s'fuckin capitalist conspiracy Rory
Glad to have you on-side.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 May 2012, 12:22, closed)

You must be
pissed.
(username failed moderation, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:23, closed)

Feel free to head to the front
and take it up with the man.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 12:47, closed)

Fuck that shit, fuck that shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:25, closed)

Rory shit his pants

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, closed)

I've just checked on Calendar, Emvs , I'm very impressed, looks like Optimus Prime didn't dress you for a change

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:45, closed)

you still look pretty ill though. Hopefully it's lung cancer lol!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:46, closed)

Laid out on the changing table, Rory wriggled and stretched out one of his hands to cup the soupy brown mess his own body had produced.
He smeared it across one cheek and beamed with delight as it formed rivulets down his chin. His mother forced a smile through a clenched jaw.

When the nice man in the blue uniform indicated it was time to leave, she looked back again at her 17 year-old son lying helplessly on the padded bench, then followed him out of the room. Later on in her cell, she had one of her "moments" and had to be sedated.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:53, closed)

tldr
srs thou you don't look very well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:37, closed)

Rory gurgled and smacked his chops as the effluent ran down his face.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:46, closed)

gosh

( tickle I was away, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:25, closed)

Well,
it's because they don't want to go themselves isn't it?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09, closed)