SHITBOX
i forgot about this guy for last weeks question of the week.
a little late but a great read nonetheless.
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4588410.Pervert_got_sex_kicks_in_slurry/
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/4763999.Sex_slurry_pervert_is_at_it_again/
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:53, 10 replies)

The headline in the Sun on this story was...
"You Can't Slurry Love... "
(Carlosfandango, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:03, closed)

Makes muck-spreading look like a dirty game.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:00, closed)

You from round there are you?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:04, closed)

that is indeed
where i am to, and aint it 'ansom
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:31, closed)

His profile pic suggests he hasn't changed
www.facebook.com/david.truscott.142?sk=wall

I work in Falmouth and live in Camborne, ooarrr
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:58, closed)

Hahaha, fucking hell

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:09, closed)

Kernow Kings
Trust the Cornish to continue indulging in simple rural pleasures. With that and their successful campaign to avoid that thur pasty tax, is it any wonder people choose, like me, to settle in this wonderful little county?
(Classic Ray, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 5:39, closed)

Good job
He wore rubber gloves, you wouldn't want any of that slurry under your fingernails while you are rolling about half-naked in it.
(Rsoles, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:28, closed)

The thing that bothers me is...
...the repeated references to "surrounded by tissues." Now, perhaps I'm missing something, but surely the purpose of tissues, during solo activities, is to avoid making a mess. Not really an issue if you're rolling around in rancid animal faeces, surely?

Mind you, it would make a hell of an advert for Kleenex.

(Aside: I've always been impressed by the uncharacteristic advertising honesty of describing tissues as "Man Sized". Yes, these tissues are specially designed for catching spunk.

But, a word of caution, men: when a woman describes a DVD as "a three-tissue movie", she doesn't mean what you think she means...)
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, closed)

I remember this. I'm just up the road, it was fucking hilarious.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:47, closed)