When I was a younger and a bit more naive
I tried to buy some weed of a rather unscrupulous drug dealer.

After following him for what seemed like an eternity down a maze of alleyways I handed over a crisp £10 and began the joyful walk home to inspect my goods. Turns out he just wrapped up some shitty herbs and palmed them off to me instead.

It was a massive waste of thyme and money
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:01, 8 replies)

appalling
but I like it
(jennymnemonic, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:20, closed)

Hehe Thyme
good one *click*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:25, closed)

Could have been worse.
Going down a shady alley with a stranger like that.
You could have got cumin.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:33, closed)

you'd better bayleaf it

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:41, closed)

Pity he didn't get any lovage, actually...
...that would have been mint.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, closed)

But did you still smoke it?

(seejay2010, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:02, closed)

Yep
Not too bad really just did it really really fast so the lack of oxygen gave me a bit of a headrush so it didn't seem like a total waste
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, closed)

Hahah..
Nice one.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:30, closed)