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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Or retarded cunts who mistake the perfectly legitimate word "though" for the word "thought"?
;-)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, 1 reply)
Good save there
*applauds*
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:51, closed)
I'll admit you had me going until the last sentence
Well played

you cunt
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, closed)
Thank you
I am appalled at the idea that anyone could dislike Arrested Development* though. Or dancing. Take diff'rent strokes to move the world, I guess

*The awesome American TV show, not the shit American band
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, closed)
I was persuaded to go for salsa lessons when I was 19
NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:59, closed)
Salsa's not dancing, it's just wiggling and twatting about
Although you sound like you enjoyed Salsa about as much as I enjoyed Yoga, so my chances of convincing you that Ballroom is a vastly superior discipline are probably very slim
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:01, closed)
I have the coordination of a broken toy robot
My sister's a dance teacher and she's tried to teach me many times

I'm quite resigned to the fact that it's never going to happen
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:08, closed)
I get the impression that you're pretty much at peace with this notion
Fair enough really, I realise it's not for everyone. At least you gay it a go rather than writing it off as "POOFY, INNIT" like most blokes
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:10, closed)
Nah man I really wish I could dance
but it's like trying to teach the Douglas Bader the long jump, sadly
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:15, closed)
It's a bit like fightin'
The only way to get better at it is to do it a lot. If you don't enjoy the practice then it's not for you, which is understandable. The best dancers make ridiculously complicated stuff look effortless, but I and my gammy knee can assure you it's not
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:18, closed)
GAY it a go?
You're not helping yourself, here.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:24, closed)
I can't believe I did that
Frankly that's too funny to edit out
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:35, closed)

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