Waste of money
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
I frequently
Buy nice clothes before remembering that saying about a pig wearing lipstick still being a pig.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:38,
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Spiderpig
Spiderpig, doo da doo doo, da doo da doo.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:44,
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Lipstick totally spoils the taste of the bacon.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:21,
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I still shit
Despite it being a socially unpleasing habit.
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Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:24,
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