I
drink.
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:40, 7 replies)

Only a waste
if you don't enjoy it.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:03, closed)

Nothing beats a good piss I tell you

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:26, closed)

Respectfully, I have to disagree
There is nothing to compare with the satisfaction of launching a large brown trout/nuclear submarine/botty rocket, laying a cable, making a cumberland sausage, etc.
There's rarely a way of measuring the size of a piss. Turds, on the other hand, regularly allow for inspection.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 9:51, closed)

That's not a waste!
It's an investment in good pee.
( difficultchild, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 9:19, closed)

Alcohol isn't bought...
...merely rented.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 9:26, closed)

If I had all the money I've spent on drink .....
.... I'd spend it on drink!


RIP Vivian Stanshall.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:18, closed)

gods turban and tutu
I need a dare of the hog
(unclestinky, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:50, closed)